Funny Love Messages For Girlfriend | Short, Long Sayings

Add some fun to your relationship with funny Love messages crafted for your Girlfriend. Presenting you short and long funny Love messages for Girlfriend to make her feel happy. Some of your wildest memories revolve around that person. But to keep romanticism alive in your relationship with your partner, it’s vital to be playful. These funny and cute love quotes and picture quotes capture the special feeling of falling in love, and laugh at all the crazy emotions you feel as you fall in love.

Funny Love Messages for Girlfriend

1. My mother tells me that when I was a little kid, I cried a lot. I realized today it was because I was missing you.
2. I lied to you once. I told you I’d love you forever, but then I realized I couldn’t live that long.
3. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
4. I’m not a gambler but I’ve just allowed my heart and my mind to bet that I will never stop loving you.
5. If I met you as a space traveler, the only gravitational force that would keep me on the surface of the moon would have been your smile radiating from the earth. Keep smiling, darling!
6. Loving you is the truth of my life, missing you is the pain of my heart; staying without you makes me sad, my world starts with you and ends with you, so be mine always, no matter wherever you are. Love you.

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1. My heart to you is given and do give yours to me; we’ll lock them up together and throw away the key.
2. Do you know what my favorite thing in the world is? The second word of this text.
3. If Shakespeare had made me Romeo and you, my Juliet, I would have refused to die at the end of the script, I’d rather end it with you “Happily Ever After.”
4. I don’t think I can stand it anymore girl. I’m going to report you to the authorities as to the cause of global warming, you’re so hot!
5. I ordered a beautiful feminine embedded 3D wallpaper online and when I saw you, I thought one of the pictures had escaped from the picture.
6. You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I’m scared!

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Short Funny Love Messages for Girlfriend

1. No matter what economists might say, you have no substitute. You’re my one and only.
2. They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but when I look at yours, I’m speechless!
3. You are my favorite collection of pixels. The sparkle in your eyes tells it all.
4. I don’t know much about chess, but I think you’re my knight.
5. I consider myself very fortunate as I go to the same institution as my princess.
6. I have a crush on your mind, I fell for your personality and your looks are just a big bonus.
7. Your dad must have been a thief because he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes!
8. You add meaning to my life and yet, you subtract some cash from my wallet.

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1. I want you to have a candle-lit dinner and say those magical three words to you… Pay the bill!
2. I tried to download your voice on Spotify. But it wasn’t there. So, I decided to complain to you about it.
3. I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.
4. You’re basically the cutest thing I have ever loved, after my kitten.
5. I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?
6. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
7. You’re like a dictionary – you add meaning to my life.
8. I wish love is like a baby shampoo it has, “No more tears formula.”
9. You’re just like bacon, beer, and chocolate – you make everything better.

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Long Funny Love Messages for Girlfriend

1. Hello, madam, you’re under arrest for the theft of my heart at first sight, and you’ve got every right to return it whenever you wish. I’m giving you all of it.
2. On getting to see you, I realized why they say “love is blind”, because you shine too bright.
3. I sighted you while standing beside a bed of roses and you know what- the roses saw you and started waving.
4. It is said that when we want to impress a girl, one would have to love, honor, respect, cherish, care,…for her. But to impress a guy, your smile does the job.

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1. I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
2. What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday.
3. An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
4. Marriage is not just spiritual communion and passionate embraces; marriage is also three-meals-a-day and remembering to carry out the trash.

Helpful: Cute Love messages for Him

1. When a woman says “What?” It’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.
2. Getting into a relationship may seem tempting, but so was getting on the Titanic, and look what happened there.
3. Spend a few minutes a day really listening to your spouse. No matter how stupid his problems sound to you.
4. Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else.