Funny Good Morning Messages, Status Updates, Images

Start your and others’ day with laughter using funny Good Morning messages, status updates for Facebook, Whatsapp, images, and pictures. Get ready for the fun-filled Good Morning wishes that you can send to anyone. With such messages, there are some pictures that will put a smile on the receiver’s face. However, if you want messages for your best friend, see Good Morning Whatsapp wishes for best friend.

Funny Good Morning Messages for Everyone

1. It’s just “good morning” because “shut up!” Is not socially accepted.
2. There are two types of people on this earth: the early people and the people who want to shoot early risers. Good Morning!
3. Hello, I am the morning fairy. I just dusted you with joy and luck. Now laugh and be happy. Do you know how expensive that is? Good Morning!
4. Sneezing, coughing, burping, farts. My body makes a soundcheck in the morning. Good Morning to you!
5. When the light of the sun reaches over the horizon. I turn around and go to sleep again. Good Morning Thursday!
6. Sleeping is perhaps the only activity in which you can easily outperform me because it takes no effort, no talent, and no practice. Good morning dear friend!

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1. I’m pretty sure my pillow hates you because I want to trade it in for you!
2. See outside the Window, Sun rising for U, Flowers smiling for U, Birds Singing for U, because last night I told them to wish U Good Morning.
3. Wake up, Sunshine! It’s the start of a whole new day! The sun is shining and the birds are singing and, oh wait, that’s just the kids screaming for breakfast? Uh, I guess you should get up. Have a great day!
4. Shh. If you tiptoe, mornings can be the most peaceful and personal time of the day. The moment everyone wakes up, all is lost. So shh, enjoy it as long as you can!
5. There’s nothing more magical than waking up under the stars. Unless you’ve never been camping. Like ever. Hmm. Better figure out what happened and then you can have a nice morning.
6. You’re definitely not the kind of person who wakes up early in the morning and sends a good morning text to a friend. So, I’m the one who’s playing the role. Good morning!

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1. The three biggest enemies of a morning muffle are: daylight, fresh air and the unbearable roar of the birds! Good Morning!
2. The coffee was added successfully. This body can now be started. Good Morning!
3. Every morning is special and you will not get them again. Good morning my dear friend!
4. Coffee is only harmful if a whole bag from the fifth floor falls on your head. Good morning!
5. Sometimes I wish there was no alarm clock because that is the only device that wakes me up while I am dreaming of you.
6. Wake up to this message saying good morning, then meet all the housework I ran away from. Good morning, my darling.

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Funny Good Morning Status

1. Wake up! Wake up! I wanted to be the very first person to wish a happy birthday!! Oh, wait. It’s not your birthday? I guess you can go back to sleep. Hope you have a, uh, nice day anyway.
2. Good morning! You’ve got the whole day ahead of you and the possibilities are endless, like natural numbers, infinite space, and your laundry. Have a super good day.
3. They say the early bird gets the worm but no one ever specified that “the worm” meant having to shovel the driveway. Hope you have a nearly perfect, snowy day.
4. Good morning! You won’t have to worry about a thing today, I’ve got everything under control. Oh, that worries you even more? You may be on to something. We can have a great day together.
5. Love is blind. Especially in the morning, because I can not see a damn thing before drinking coffee.
6. Dreaming does not cost anything, what it costs is having to get up.” Good Morning Friday!

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1. Good morning! It’s Monday. Thank goodness no one expects you to change the world on a Monday. You have all week for that!
2. The best and most wonderful thing about Tuesday morning is that it’s not Monday morning. Hope you have the best morning, no matter what day it is.
3. It’s Thursday! You have just enough time to modify those goals you made on Monday so that everything will be nicely wrapped up by the weekend! Hope you have a great day!
4. As far as I’m concerned, the weekend starts as soon as that alarm clock goes off on Friday. If only my boss felt the same way. Hope you have a great day!
5. Men are like coffees. Only the really good keep you awake all night! Good Morning!
6. Why does the morning have to start so early? I need more time to dream of the guy who gives me weak knees every day. Good Morning!

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1. If laziness was an Olympic discipline, I would be fourth so I do not have to get on the podium. Good Morning!
2. Coffee is only harmful if a whole bag from the fifth floor falls on your head. Good morning!
3. Good morning, little dormouse. I wonder when you will learn to arrive early to your appointments. Your girlfriend has already left with the one on the corner.
4. Happy day to all those who have the privilege and joy of knowing me.” Good Morning!
5. The funny things around me are boring when you’re also around me. Can I call you a seasonal comedian? Good morning, baby girl.
6. I always give my 100% while at work: 10% on Monday, 25% on Tuesday, 35% on Wednesday, 25% on Thursday, and 5% on Friday. What about you?

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Funny Good Morning Images, Pictures

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