Top 30 Funny Birthday Wishes for Sister | Messages, Sayings

Presenting funny birthday wishes for sister with laughing happy bday messages, sayings, and quotes. Best ever funny bday greetings for sis to make a strong relationship. Sister is that person with whom we share every happening of our life. When we sit together with our sister the time spends on laughter, and this is really a beautiful thing. These funny birthday wishes are for your sister to make them laugh on their special day! So let’s start!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Sister

1. Birthdays are always special to me because it’s the only thing that we didn’t have to share as kids! Enjoy your birthday. It’s all about you!
2. I could write a million songs about your grace and elegance – but mother always taught us not to lie.
3. Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! You look like a monkey and you belong in a zoo! There ya go, little sister. I hope your birthday is absolutely bananas! Keep inspiring me
4. Pharmaceutical companies should take a few swabs of your DNA and bottle its chemical composition to create a product called Emotional Healer. Happy birthday, sis.
5. You have been alive for so many years, and all you have gained in life is a big fat belly. That’s a big achievement for the loser. Happy Birthday!
6. Today, anyone not mentioning in their wishes that you have gotten old and ugly is a liar. Anyway, Happy Birthday dear, you are aging beautifully each year!

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1. Age is just a number, just like your salary. They keep increasing every year! So, why feel sad for one and happy for the other. Cheers to your birthday!
2. You have officially gotten past the teenage years. It’s time to be mature and stop expecting birthday gifts from people. Happy Birthday!
3. It’s a very good day to identify all the liars around you. Don’t get fooled by the one that tells you you are still young and beautiful. Happy Birthday, Sister!
4. There’s no shame in thinking like a teenage boy when you are old as the hills. Wishing you a Happy Birthday. May you live long!
5. Happy birthday, dear. Smile! Because with your increasing age, your teeth might be gone sooner than you think.
6. If you are good at something, don’t do it for free. And if you are good at nothing, just shut up and don’t ask for a gift. Happy Birthday!

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Short Funny Happy Bday Wishes for Sis

1. A sister as sweet as you should have a celebration that’s filled with lots of special surprises. Happy birthday!
2. BFF means Best Friends Forever but do you know what SBFD means? It means Sister but Best Friend in Disguise.
3. When I look at you, I feel like I am looking at myself in the mirror. When I look at myself in the mirror, I see you. Happy birthday, sis.
4. Happy birthday, sis, I am political enough to remember your birth date but to forget your age.
5. Congratulations on another new wrinkle on your baby face, sister! You still look pretty, no matter how old you are. And I’m not sarcastic at all.

6. You’ll look great even when you have no teeth just like you are doing pretty well even without a brain. Happy Birthday my friend!

   Do you know why you are my favorite sister? Because you are dumb and you don’t even know it. Happy Birthday my dear!

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1. May there be a worthy Mr. in your life who will fulfill all your whims, may your versatility allow you to be both a sweet girl and a fatal woman.
2. Let your nails never break, your friends never envy, your health never fail, and the love of your life be enchanting and beautiful. Happy birthday, my dear!
3. Sister! Be a sweet candy in a beautiful wrapper, so that the enemies would not get you even with a screwdriver.
4. Age is just a number, and so are restaurants bills! Happy birthday, do remember to buy me food!
5. The night is still young, but you, my Sister, aren’t anymore. Let’s still party, though!
6. Do you know what amuses me the most? Seeing that you are unable to hide your age even with this heavy makeup. Happy Birthday!

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Long and Funny Birthday Wishes for Sister

1. Sis, you drink way too much. You cuss way too much. You have somewhat questionable morals. You’re everything I could ever want in a sister. Happy birthday!
2. Hey Sis, wanna know a birthday secret? You’re only as old as you feel, but you’re still older than me! Happy Birthday
3. I’ll never forget the day you were born. Now, you’re doing big things like you were never little. It’s good, though. At least, we won’t run out of food at the birthday party. Happy birthday, my sister.
4. What’s the best thing I can do to celebrate you? No promises until I know what of is, though. I don’t want to spend the rest of my life saving to buy it or paying for the loan I took to buy it. Happy birthday to you, sister.

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1. I’ve come a long way with you, and even though you bully me a lot, I still love you. That doesn’t mean you should bully me more, though. Happy birthday to you, dear.
2. Because I have so many good wishes for you, and because I like to keep my messages short, I’ll just say I wish you “good”. I’ll explain when next we meet. Happy birthday to you, dear sister.
3. The best day for you may be your birthday, but have you heard of mine? Well, let me allow you to enjoy your day. Happy birthday to you, baby sister.
4. Everything that has happened between us in the past has been beautiful for me, especially when I “stole” from you. Happy birthday to you, sis.
5. No matter how fast you grow and no matter how big you become, I’ll never forget how you were when you were disturbing us as a baby. Happy birthday to you, my dear sister.